Stumpside Chats #25
The Day of The Don [Nov 08, 2024]
Follow up to last week’s Stumpside and my Election Night Poast.
The White man is BACK baby!!!!!!
I was honestly not expecting Trump to win by so much. I figured it would be much closer, not a 312 sweep with a popular vote mandate.
I also wasn’t expecting Republicans to win literally every other category as well. Currently, Republicans have 53 seats in the Senate and 211 in the House, projected to win up to 12 more. I was spot on about my prediction on the governorships though.
I think it honestly is for the best that they rigged 2020. Trump is much better of now than he would have been then back then. Mayhaps this is some sort of divine retribution from God? Either way it’s really funny and also AWESOME!!!
The Cope
Joker_Cringe has really been putting in the hours. So many gems. I think the breakdowns following 2024 are even more gemmy than 2016. My personal favorite is the one where the black lady goes spastic in her car yelling “WHY WHY WHY” and smacking stuff. I really like that video.
Seeing all the stuff about the “Red Mirage” and assorted other libtard copes has also just been great. I like to see what silly copes they come up with to justify their neuroticism. I also really like the WitchTok niggas who are trying to Hex Trump or whatever. Just so silly. I get quite a lot of satisfaction knowing that they will end up in Hell because they are gay losers.
I have to wonder what will happen in the following months though. How many cities will be burned down by future doctors and lawyers? Will another hero of the White Race rise up to bleachscope newfag pedophile rapists like Kyle Rittenhouse? Only time will tell.
It’s going to be really interesting seeing what happens with his felony charges. Since they are state crimes he can’t pardon them, however I think it’s pretty obvious that they won’t stick. On top of just being bogus charges to begin with, Trump being president is going to make it even harder for those charges to stick. Personally, I think Trump should do everything he can to get it in front of the SCOTUS just to see what would happen. It would be really funny I think.
The Gems
My favorite genre of election memes, however, is probably the ones about Joe Biden secretly supporting Trump and all that. I really like the one where it’s like “Trump only won by one vote, but who could it have been?” and then it cuts to Biden turning around and smiling slyly at the camera. I always thought the “Biden is secretly a based TradCath” memes were really funny so that’s probably why I like these.
I am also fond of the resurgence of 2016 election memes like trapping libtards in time crystals and whatnot. Very kek.
That being said, I don’t think this election was quite as “electric” as 2016. The memes and meltdowns are arguably superior to 2016, but the overall feel is not the same. Part of this may be because 2016 was our first real taste of politics as iFunniers and we will simply never be able to get that same feeling because it won’t be novel ever again. Another significant factor is the fact that so many of us are still in exile here on Substack, unable to post gems on iFunny or to even leave a comment… Truly awful times. President Trump, if you are reading this, PLEASE unban all of my mutuals!!!
